what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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