She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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