So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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