I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
