I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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