Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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