I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
if i can run in heels then i can drive
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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