You can't special order awesome
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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