dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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