his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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