I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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