I wanna passion pit in your ass
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
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bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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