BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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