That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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