I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i believe in u and ur pee
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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