I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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