are you so shy because you have an std?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
