'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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