Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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