HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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