We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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