i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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