Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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