So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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