i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
thus making me awesome and them whores
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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