Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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