so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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