I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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