anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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