im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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