i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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