ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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