STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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