Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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