I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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