There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
