Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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