You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
We are all done wearing pants today
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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