we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
please come you make the beer taste better
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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