i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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