508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
