you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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