Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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