So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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