would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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