Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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