i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
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Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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