My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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