i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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