she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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