dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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