I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He did a backflip because drugs
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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