Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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