I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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