Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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