don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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