Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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