dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with