is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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