Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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