We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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